the Team
When TheLion roars, the server listens! Known for his unparalleled ability to tame even the wildest of bugs, TheLion rules the digital jungle with a mix of wisdom and wit. His natural habitat? The command line, where he prowls with the grace of a seasoned coder. When he’s not busy keeping the server in check, you can find him crafting the most legendary dad jokes that leave the team in stitches. Beware, though—crossing paths with TheLion might just earn you a spot in his next epic tale of server heroics!
When it comes to keeping the chat channels in line, Schnitzel is the undisputed queen. With a flick of her wrist, she can banish trolls and restore order faster than you can say “ping timeout.” As the better half of TheLion, she brings balance to the server kingdom, ensuring that even the wildest digital beasts behave. Her secret weapon? A stash of hilarious memes and a knack for turning even the most chaotic chat logs into pure comedy gold. When she’s not reigning supreme over ZNC, she’s busy keeping TheLion in check, proving that behind every great server owner is an even greater admin!
Allen is the glue that holds the team together, managing everything from project timelines to bill payments with the precision of a Swiss watch. He’s the mastermind who united us all, proving that great things happen when you mix talent with a bit of chaos. Known for his love of a good drink, Allen can often be found with a coffee in one hand and a spreadsheet in the other. His motto? “Work hard, play harder!” Whether he’s negotiating contracts or organizing team events, Allen’s infectious laughter and legendary happy hours keep the team motivated and the office buzzing with energy.
Pyr3x has been around the network block more times than anyone can count, and his wisdom is as deep as his laugh lines. With a photo from his younger days proudly displayed, Pyr3x is the living proof that age is just a number—especially when you’re a sys admin legend. He’s still the go-to guy for all things network-related, offering sage advice and a helping hand to anyone in need. His secret to staying sharp? A mix of experience, a dash of humor, and a whole lot of resilience. Pyr3x might be smarter, but he’s still got the moves to keep our systems running smoothly!
PhreeDom is the mastermind behind our website, seamlessly blending in as a human while secretly being an alien from a far-off galaxy. With a processor faster than a speeding bullet and a mind sharper than any human, PhreeDom can debug code and optimize servers in the blink of an eye. When he’s not busy being the digital guardian of our server, he enjoys pretending to understand human emotions and cracking jokes that are 99.9% accurate. Just don’t ask him to pass the Turing Test—he’s too busy passing the “awesome admin” test with flying colors!
